I'll be quick.
You know those "buy 1 and 1 free" type sales?
You'll buy this flashlight today and get a free army sticker...
from a company that's out of business.
Those types of deals are kind of rip offs.
And this deal isn't that.
A few of those type deals have something cool...
and you get the same exact cool thing free when you buy it.
Like "buy these tiger pattern yoga pants, and get another pair free."
(don't judge me.)
I like sales like that, but this isn't that type of sale either.
This deal you'll get today is FREAKISHLY LOPSIDED.
I'm pretty sure NO ONE HAS EVER DONE IT.
EVER.
I mean, have you ever heard of a "Buy 1 get 10 FREE DEAL?"
Me neither.
Which leads me to the obvious question...
"Why the heck am I doing this?"
Well technically this wasn't the deal I had in mind originally...
You were supposed to just buy my Cannon flashlight, for $100 off the retail price and get a few free things.
A steal of a deal really because similar lights sell for close to $700.
and the Cannon is a beast of a light to walk around with this summer...
as you can see how it just DWARFS your buddies regular flashlights...